In no particular order.
Sarissan-80-Hunter-Active “I tell my jokes for myself, if anyone else laughs that’s just gravy” Essentially this is how I live my life, anyone who knows me will agree and probably roll their eyes and try to suppress a grin.
Sari’s Current Pets: Mauzer the Insightful, Scaythe the Transparent, Achu the Ooze (because Achoo was too obvious), Wunderwaffe-the Spirit Beast wolf, Zipptyne the Spirit Beast cat, named her after the two that helped me tame her.
Sari’s Released Pets: Shagohad the pvp Silithid of web spamming, PiSoya the former Worgen turned werewolf and intern with an expiring contract, Mandy the blue moth of doom, Lucky the big black dumb devilsaur, Laureline the wanna be druid travel form kitty, Hamstring the purple pinkish Hyena, Unlucky the unleveled Vargul Blighthound
Arelosa-80-Death Knight-Rockin’ the tank armor!

Mydoll-80-Mage-Semi-Active “Resistance is futile, you will be refrigerated!”…I don’t remember how I started that quote with her but it’s stuck ever since.

“Cali”-80-Rogue-semi-active, leveled her just for the engineering and to make her the bike. “Oh I’m sorry was that blood pumping thing not meant to be punctured?”
Rayness-70-Paladin-Active “I need a name change and wth why are all my spells different? Why am I ret, I’m Prot damnit!!! Hey remember all the times I healed proper runs in VC and leveled from 14 to almost 26 from the XP? I look like a soccer mom but please don’t forget about me!!! Hey wait…come back…I love you!”…You’d have to have known me while I actively played her.
Celithia-72-Priest Semi-Active, leveling as a disc priest and dungeon running to 80
Laureline-80-Druid-Semi-Active “I got your back like a butt crack! Er uh…I mean innervating Kirose!”…The first victim of my new Innervate macro :)

80-Shaman-semi-active, I really only take her out for guild heroics and weekly raids, I’m no expert at shamans but I consider myself a decent healer. “POOF!” That’s how you know I’ve recalled my totems.
Cheslie-80-Gnome Warrior-Inactive
Maega-60-Human Warlock-Inactive